I'm Going to Die Early... Dropouts #168

Dropouts

Comedy

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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0:00.0	Your mom is so ugly, people thought you were the second coming up Christ because there's no way she ever got laid.
0:06.5	Your mom is so ugly, she left Helen Keller speechless.
0:13.7	This is why horoscopes matter. One word, so love them. Well, that was three. Well,
0:20.4	is the word? Yeah. And they love them. As a girlfriend, I ever asked you to reach inside her
0:26.4	because the tampon's got. If you can invite one celebrity to have a threesome.
0:31.4	Threesome with who? Us. Well, what? Well, that's what it says. Do you want to bang us
0:36.7	still that? No, it's just literally who would you want to have a threesome with Alissa and who?
0:41.6	No. Do you think this would keep me from a job someday? What's up guys? Welcome to episode 168
0:47.3	to dropouts. It's actually been working out for a week and then all of a sudden has all this
0:52.0	test. You want to know why I'm working out? Huh? Because I want women to look at me and say,
0:56.1	I want that guy to fertilize me, fertilize my egg. That's I want I want that guy to do what he's
1:03.3	doing to his body with with a child someday and be dedicated. I want that guy to to do to my legs
1:10.8	like Oppenheimer did to the atom and play them. So that's why I'm working out. That feels like a
1:17.2	also mental health. Okay, there it is. Okay, I was going to say that it feels like a very
1:22.5	not healthy reason. Why? It's a breed? It's not healthy? Well, no, I'm just saying like if that was your
1:28.8	only reason was to get girls, human beings are on this earth for two reasons to protect the young
1:36.0	and to make new ones. Sorry, I'm just doing my civil duty, huh? Alissa, why don't you bend it over
1:41.6	and bust it open for a real one? Wouldn't that be your natural duty, not your civil duty? I'll
1:45.5	duty around your face if you bring it up one more time, huh? You want a Stanley steamer right on
1:48.6	the noggin? I already can't breathe. What if you get feces up your nose? That is good. Exactly.
1:53.4	It'll be smelling it. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hot take from Alissa. Go ahead. What was gross?
1:58.4	I said that is disgusting. What's what's disgusting? Is it the feces right on my right in the nose?
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