Kendall leaves him and goes to talk to her mom. This is the moment that makes me, again I would never be approached because I'm too hairy and my BMI is a little bit too high.

But this is why I would never be on this show. Oh, hey hello there welcome to another brand spanking new episode of another bachelor podcast.

I'm not saddled up next to one real Nicholas Davis.

Where in the world is he?

Nick, where are you?

I just didn't want to come today.

I decided quite literally phone it in.

Nick, where are you?

I'm back home in Wisconsin hanging out with my fan and I am recording this podcast completely naked.

Behind the glass is one producer. this podcast completely naked.

Behind the glass is one producer, the Irish bug hickey. Hi everybody, good to be here.

In Nick's absence, we had to get another body in here.

Uh, couldn't think of anyone else

than friend of the show, to Mario Jackson.

Hey, hey, how's it going?

Thank you for coming, man.

Thank you for having me.

I'm excited to be sitting next to you.

Gentlemen, last time to Mario is in here,

we got into some heavy stuff,

Corin and racism, scandals and stuff like that.

Tonight it's just gonna be a lot of fun.

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