When Tony was 10, she got teased by a kid named Maurice, so she decided to fight back

in her diary.

Maurice said that I don't have boobs. Well, you know what? He doesn't have a dick.

At least I can stuff my bra. He can't stuff a dick.

That's Tony, reading from the diary she kept in grade five.

And this is grown-ups read things they wrote as kids.

I'm Dan Meisner.

This is a show where we go back in time to remember the good, the bad, and the awkward parts of growing up.

This time recorded live at the company house in Halifax, Nova Scotia, we have a secret spy club,

haiku about death, and a murder mystery coming out story. This stuff is weird and it is wonderful,

and it can also help us understand who we are today. So think about who you were when you were a kid. And stick around. A minute ago, we heard from Tony.

And though she read at our Halifax show, Tony actually grew up in a small

town in Newfoundland, with a population around 200. I drank for the first time when I was 12.

My first cigarette, I was 12, had my first kiss at 13, and lost my virginity in a shed where

fishermen store their gear in January. So it doesn't really get much more newfy than that.

A quick heads up, Tony's reading does contain some cuss words, which we do not bleep.

Okay, there's your heads up.

Here's Tony, reading a few more selections from the diary she kept from ages 10 to 14.

I think I'm in love with Maurice.

You know, maybe he likes me too, but I can't let men get in the way of my dream of becoming the first female prime minister.

Thank you. the way of my dream of becoming the first female prime minister. He's not that tall either, so I don't think that will look good for my political image.

A couple weeks later,

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