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🗓️ 21 September 2020
⏱️ 19 minutes
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0:00.0 | I don't work for NASA. I'm a lowly office tech at a company affiliated with |
0:06.7 | NASA. We store data off site mostly concerning their many secret unmanned |
0:12.2 | missions to the Moon, including the countless |
0:14.9 | ones that took place in between the Apollo launches. There are regular landings, |
0:20.4 | even today. |
0:22.8 | As you can imagine, we're not on the books. |
0:25.8 | Still, we are a necessary facet of the Space Administration's delicate infrastructure. |
0:31.6 | Now that you're up to speed with where I work, I can tell you about the room. |
0:38.1 | Room 371, to be precise, the overseer's Office. |
0:45.0 | It always had an air of mystery about it. I and other staff members have been inside before, |
0:49.0 | tasked with leaving behind flash drives |
0:51.0 | filled with sensitive information for the overseer to upload to our database. |
0:55.4 | You see, the sole computer in that room is an offline archive containing almost every one of |
1:01.8 | NASA's dirty little secret, |
1:04.0 | stuff that we can't risk getting out in the event of a data breach. |
1:08.0 | If anyone were to hack our online mainframe, |
1:12.0 | they would only find decoy files, outlying pieces of data that |
1:16.1 | have already been in the public's eye. |
1:19.1 | Most of the information I dealt with amounted to mundane statistical analysis. |
1:24.5 | The real interesting controversial stuff was sent directly to the overseer, |
1:29.2 | bypassing the prying eyes of entry-level employment. |
1:33.4 | That brings us to yesterday. |
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