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Hi there. Cole again, a postman Cole. Been a month since my last entry and I'm beginning

to feel like I'm some sort of dream. Not a dream of my own, of course, but maybe that

of a kid's, an American kid, daydreaming in the 80s in the backseat of a Corolla. This

finger is leaving greasy marks upon partially rolled down windows because he watches farms

fly by and it's periphery. Yeah, two postman. Postman Cole and postman Tom, the kid

thinks, as he takes the lick of his ice cream, splashing a bit of vanilla on the cracked fake

leather interior. Supernatural fighting duo. Oh, I just saw a sheep. Yeah, they fight a sheep.

A sheep that's a man monster and he bites off Tom's arm. Oh, it's so gnarly there. Is

that what they said in the 80s? gnarly. Life sure would be easier if I was just a figment

swirling around with the rest of the figments in the 80s. His kid's mind bubble, alongside

daydreams of pinball machines, mullet haircuts and synth music. But no, of course, here Tom

would come, shattering all of my morning aspirations as he strolled into the post office with a dead

man in a space suit. So what happened was my postage partner and another tall, lanky fellow

with wire, assault and peppered hair awkwardly carried his body by the wrists and ankles

into our establishment at 8 a.m. Tom can only manage one wrist as he fumbled it into a nearby

desk probably because he was missing one himself.

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