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We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody's having a parjolicious definition, make the boys go loco kind of morning already. I've been making the boys go loco all morning long. I think you've been making yourself go loco. Shaggy, you're not with the right intonation. Well, I'm not a to stostata, so like that would be cultural appropriation. That's the understatement of a century. You are not a tostata. Actually, I can't believe we never shared this over the summer. I discovered the craziest thing about my sister, Jackie. Obviously, like, we actually speak Spanish quite well.

We grew up speaking it.

Obviously, took it in school and stuff.

And I overheard over the summer Jackie speaking Spanish.

And let me tell you, like, question mark.

She does not speak Spanish.

She says Spanish words in the most American accent you can think of.

So you would say, you know, Buenestardis, Jackie.

No, Jackie says, Buenestardis.

Yeah, no, I pronounce every letter.

Someone was asking me something.

I was like, yo no requirdo.

And I said requirto?

She's so, you speak more American than you do when you speak English. I know. I'm just like trying to pronounce everything even though that's the

opposite. Yeah. Of how you're supposed to speak Spanish. And the thing is like I actually have a lot of

words. Like I was pulling out, you know, palabras left and right. Mochillas. Mochillas. Don't forget the mochillas. Yeah, she was very smart in school, so she, like, learned a lot. But the accent, and for me it's the opposite. I actually don't know a lot of Spanish words, but I say them. You have the flair. Like I was born to speak the language, you know? Like you were born to speak Espaniol.

Yeah, how do you say language in Spanish?

Linguista?

That sounds right.

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