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Story Pirates

I Love Cats/The Wizard Who Could Just Go Poof (feat. John Oliver)

Story Pirates

Story Pirates

Kids & Family, Education, Comedy

4.516.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2019

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

When a 40 foot tall squirrel (John Oliver) threatens to break delicate tchotchkes and handcrafted chairs on the ship, the Story Pirates must convince him to let them help him...help them. Featuring two new stories: I Love Cats, the tale of an introverted feline who is willing to sacrifice 1/9th of everything to save the king, written by a 7 year old from Washington, D.C. named Andrew, and The Wizard Who Could Just Go Poof, a hip hop fable about how the world’s most famous wizard got his name, written by a 14 year old from Utah named Jonah. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ah, another beautiful day.

0:05.5

Drink it in.

0:06.5

Hey Lee, hey Peter, isn't it an incredible day?

0:10.2

The sun is shining, there's not a cloud in sight.

0:13.6

We're flying through the sky on a magical Viking slash pirate hybrid podcast chip.

0:18.6

Everything's perfect.

0:20.4

Someone did a good mood.

0:22.3

Who?

0:23.0

What?

0:23.8

Who's in a good mood?

0:25.2

You.

0:25.8

Oh, well, you should have said that.

0:27.8

Huh?

0:28.3

What?

0:28.8

But...

0:29.8

Okay, somebody's confused.

0:32.1

Who?

0:32.8

You.

0:33.8

I don't understand what's happening.

0:35.4

Neither do I.

0:36.1

Neither do I.

0:36.9

Neither do I.

...

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