'I’ll be a little bit upset if his balls aren’t there'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 5 April 2021
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
This week on LuAnna: It’s been easter and there’s a shortage of eggs. What a nightmare. It’s snowing but was glorious over the weekend, what’s that about? Anna’s booked some hols and given a sex toy to a charity shop and Lu is FINALLY getting her stuffed horse back.
Plus, the lady who spent £23k on her 7 year old’s party, the boy with three penises, Lu finally wins an iso game and the stack of weirdos keeps getting bigger.
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is sponsored by the brand new Talk Talk TV hub, the TV hub that's shaking things up. |
| 0:06.6 | Be warned, it's Lohanna and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rant, spants, general explicit content, but we know that you love it! |
| 0:15.8 | And hello, happy Easter Monday! |
| 0:17.8 | Yeah, Easter Monday! The Easter Bunny has been, hopper-d, hopper-d, hopper-d, around! |
| 0:25.2 | Glad to hear you on form as always, Lulu! Morning, everyone! |
| 0:30.8 | Have you eaten any chocolate this Easter? |
| 0:34.0 | Honestly, not really. I'm not a massive child. I haven't either. |
| 0:38.0 | No, but I'm, there's no surprise really in my life. I'm all about my savoury. |
| 0:43.0 | I have had quite a lot of wine, which I'm trying not to because I did so well with my losing my lockdown. |
| 0:51.0 | I've got a bit cocky, you know what it's like girls? You know when you're doing really well for a while? |
| 0:57.8 | Yeah, you're not unaling this, this is good, the numbers are going down. |
| 1:00.8 | Yeah, I get like that. |
| 1:01.8 | Then you get a little bit cocky, you think, I just have this little glass of wine tonight. |
| 1:05.6 | I just have a little bowl of nibbles tonight and then one before you know it, you've whacked on five pounds again. |
| 1:10.2 | So I'm trying to, I'm trying to be good to no chocolate. |
| 1:13.6 | I hate a sister. |
| 1:14.8 | Yeah, I actually haven't eaten any either. I had a right nightmare though. |
| 1:21.4 | Oh my god. What Easter nightmare? Morning, Imo. |
| 1:24.4 | Morning, Imo. |
| 1:25.4 | Morning, you've got, you've got a posh microphone today. What's this little space age mic you're rocking? |
| 1:31.4 | Not seeing that before. |
| 1:33.4 | I've used it before, but I normally have a muff on it. |
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