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Much love, guys. Now, today's first story comes from aggravating cap 8662,

and it says, am I the asshole for leaving my sister's wedding early after she made me wear a neon green

bridesmaid stress? Okay, I know the title sounds dramatic, but hit me out.

I-24 female was a bridesmaid in my older sister's 28 female wedding last weekend.

She's super into aesthetic themes, which is fine, but her chosen color scheme was neon green

and hot pink.

The 2000s Nickelodeon slime meets Barbie's clubbing era.

When I first saw the dress she picked for me, I thought it was a joke. It was this

highlighter green satin thing that clung in all the wrong places and made me look like a walking

glow stick. I asked her nicely if I could maybe wear a darker green or literally

anything else. But she said no because it would ruin the vibe. Okay, her wedding, her rules. I sucked

it up. Fast forward to the day of the wedding. The ceremony goes fine, but the dress is attracting

actual bugs. I'm sweating like I'm in a sauna,

and people are staring. Not in the, oh, how pretty way, but more like, did she lose a bet?

Then during the reception, one of my sister's friends drunkenly calls me Shrek's prom date,

with an earshot of like 10 people.

Everyone laughs.

My sister hears it and laughs too.

No, hey, that's my sister.

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