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🗓️ 17 August 2022
⏱️ 115 minutes
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0:00.0 | And with that for an all new episode of Keep It, I'm Iron Madness of the Third. |
0:16.7 | I'm Louis Fertel and I made the cointest cutest mistake this morning. |
0:20.2 | Are you ready to hear it? |
0:21.2 | I ordered some groceries and instead of ordering five bananas, I ordered five bunches. |
0:27.0 | It looks like fucking Donkey Kong Country in here. |
0:29.5 | You're Shakita. |
0:33.1 | That's me. |
0:34.1 | Yes. |
0:35.1 | I have no choice but to be Josephine Baker for Halloween. |
0:39.6 | I'll have my cute banana peels skirt already for the boys. |
0:43.2 | I don't even get through five bananas. |
0:47.6 | Honestly, it's a mysterious fruit to me because I feel like it's the kind of thing you |
0:52.2 | eat because it's a fruit with some integrity. |
0:54.6 | So it like fills you up. |
0:56.3 | But at the same time, is it just sugar? |
0:59.1 | Does anybody get ripped because they ate four bananas a day? |
1:02.1 | I don't know. |
1:03.1 | Again, it feels like Ditty Kong behavior. |
1:04.5 | I love a banana, but I truly feel like bananas for me are the metaphorical representation |
1:12.2 | for attempting to try something new. |
1:15.7 | I feel like you will buy a bunch of bananas and you'll have you'll eat one and you'll |
1:22.7 | be like, oh, that was actually good. |
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