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I also want to dig in here to a little bit of your interest in.

I mean, there's a lot of jobs you could get in your 20s when you're just getting started.

And I'm just super curious,

what made you apply even in the first place to go to the work at the funeral home?

Literally went from working with kids at a tutor to, I was like, wow, they're just so,

I'm sorry, I love kids, but sometimes they're really annoying. And you'd rather be at a funeral home with...

You went from the extreme.

You want them to not talk.

Hard extreme.

Exactly.

I was like, they talk too much, and then these people talk, like, not at all.

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Now on to our episode.

I was born with a special gift.

The ability to mentally transform any situation into the worst case scenario in my own brain.

My therapist calls my gift catastrophizing. And that's why I'm uniquely qualified to scrutinize

and analyze history's greatest disasters

and find out who's to blame.

They say history repeats itself.

Not on my watch.

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