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LuAnna: The Podcast

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Comedy, News, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.8 • 10.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's been to Dubai and drank in inordinate amount of tequila, Anna's been to the lakes and spilled a bucket of wine down herself and Imo's scrapping Did you know. It's all going on.

Plus, iffy massages, a man looking for sex advice, women only carriages on tubes, dipping biccies in squash and the lady who faked a pregnancy and birth.

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0:00.0	This podcast is sponsored by Femfresh, the UK's number one intimate skincare brand,
0:04.9	helping women feel confident and comfortable through every stage of life.
0:09.3	Amazon Black Friday week deals up to 40% off.
0:13.1	Get the perfect gift for your father-in-law.
0:15.8	The deal hunter.
0:17.6	If only he knew about the deal you got on his gift. He would embrace you, just like he does deals.
0:24.4	Oh, I guess we're hugging now.
0:27.5	Well, that's a long hug.
0:29.2	Oh, it's a Black Friday week hug.
0:32.4	It's a deal hug.
0:34.4	Up to 40% off this Amazon Black Friday week ends 1st of December.
0:41.3	This is a global player original podcast.
0:45.0	Be warned, it's Luanna.
0:46.7	And this podcast contains honest, upfront's opinions, rants, and general explicit content.
0:51.7	But you know you love it.
0:53.1	Hello, welcome.
1:10.9	Morning, everybody. Top of the week. It's a Monday. Oh my God. We're so nearly at Christmas, by the way. Talking about my Bora accent, when I was in Dubai, I met this waiter. Go on. And he was from like a Stan, you know, like Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan., yeah. It was one I'd never heard of. Oh.
1:13.0	And I made a borat joke and he didn't get it.
1:14.1	Which stand was it?
1:25.4	Like a weird one that I'd never heard of. Tajikistan. That one, Kajikistan. Tajikistan. Yeah. Have you ever heard of Tajikistan? Yeah. Tojikistan, yeah. Right, so all three of you in this room have heard of it.
1:26.2	There's a lot of stands.
1:27.6	I made a borat joke. He didn't get the borat joke.
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