'I have not got bloody herpes!'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 10.5K Ratings
🗓️ 12 September 2022
⏱️ 57 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
! Trigger Warning: Our second message refers to eating disorders. Please look after yourselves and skip this part if this could affect you, and seek help if needed. !
On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: a little tribute to her Majesty, the shits are officially back in school and out of the girls’ hair - HOORAH! We’re back on tour and hitting Brighton tonight, with a little surprise for Tour Manager Andrew, Anna’s hot herpes/clit friction burn, we chat dick cheese, support from fellow lufannians and vom chunks in braces.
Plus, we’ve a new PM and there’s a special ingredient in a French chef’s soufflé.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
Email us at [email protected] OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Time for a quick advert! |
| 0:02.0 | Okay Anna, today we have a message in from Anonymous, so we've called her Mord. |
| 0:06.4 | Right, go on. |
| 0:07.6 | She says, |
| 0:08.3 | Hey Luanna in ammo, please help me. |
| 0:10.9 | I've been invited to my best mates, |
| 0:12.8 | Auntie's sister-in-law's dog's puppy shower. |
| 0:15.8 | Oh, not another one of those. |
| 0:18.0 | She says, and I need an excuse to get out of it. |
| 0:21.1 | I already know, I'll never hear the end of it if I don't go. |
| 0:24.2 | I'm very close with my best mates, |
| 0:26.4 | Auntie's sister-in-law's dog. |
| 0:28.2 | But I cannot stand puppy showers at the best of times. |
| 0:31.9 | Please help me find a decent excuse. Love Mord. |
| 0:35.3 | I mean, I don't blame her. |
| 0:37.2 | I mean, right, Lulu, I mean, what can she say? |
| 0:39.3 | No, she's washing her hair. |
| 0:40.9 | I mean, too obvious. |
| 0:42.3 | What about she's busy running a marathon on the moon? |
| 0:45.3 | Oh, I've got it. |
| 0:46.9 | I mean, she can't possibly go, |
| 0:48.3 | because she's busy buying pet insurance |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Global, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Global and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.