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Ethan Klein

Comedy

4.7 • 25K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 220 minutes

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On today's episode Ethan tries to wriggle out of his blood debt... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, it's your host, you think like I'm at you live from Los Angeles.
0:11.4	It's hot out here, guys.
0:13.6	Very hot.
0:14.6	In fact, we're setting records.
0:15.6	Hotest days in Los Angeles history for this time, not good.
0:20.4	Although, although we did get plenty of rain, so who's complaining?
0:25.1	Take the good with the bad.
0:26.5	It is.
0:27.7	Also, I want to thank my doc is bugging out, but I want to thank our sponsor, Ultra.
0:34.7	Ultra Pouching.
0:36.0	Ultra!
0:36.9	We should have the killer instinct, Ultra combo echoing sound effect play every time.
0:42.3	Ultra Killer Instinct sound effect.
0:45.3	Well, Dan works on that. I want to say hello to everybody.
0:49.3	Ultra combo!
0:53.3	It's a bit slower than I remember.
0:57.0	There's a few versions.
0:58.0	This is the arcade version.
1:00.0	Would you like to hear the Xbox version?
1:02.0	Which one is the Ultra Kill?
1:04.0	Is that Unreal tournament?
1:06.0	That's Halo.
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