Hi, what's your name?

Neeve. What's up, Neve? How's it gone?

Good, how are you doing?

I'm hanging in there, I'm lizzarding.

I'm lizarding it up.

What, uh, how can I get you today, Nieve? I totally did not expect you to answer.

I have pet snails, pet giant African land snails and where I live they're illegal and so I keep them a secret a lot and I usually keep track of the amount of eggs that they have

but I guess I missed a couple days and they usually lay hundreds at a time and they all hatched and the other day I found hundreds crawling around and I don't know how to kill them. Whoa, so why are these snails illegal?

I live in Canada and it's like if they're native to Africa and if they get out they can you know ruin the ecosystem in the area

What how did you get them?

Some girl who like lives in a random town outside of my city

happened. I don't know how she had them.

You know, I, so like, you know this,

like, they'll be like a bunch of like crickets. I'm just using a random example, but like there'll be like crickets and they're like an invasive species, right?

And so there'll be signs where it's like,

if you see one of these crickets kill them

because they're invaded, you know what I'm talking about?

Yeah.

I always thought, I always thought that was fucked up because it's like why hold on wait a minute so but these crickets these crickets are not morally I mean you know we can make an argument about

whether or not you know like people who've done wrong deserve to die right but

you know do ant do do insects that have done wrong deserve to die I think pretty obviously no because

that like no insect ever invaded you know the insects are not like you know Hitler doing World War II they're they're not like

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