Uh, counselor, there's a raccoon stuck in the vending machine.

That's so annoying. I wanted a snack.

Welcome to Trailmix. Our many episodes from Camp Counselors podcast.

Each week the stories come from you,

our Camp Shady Birch Campers.

We want to hear your juicy gossip.

Top secret confessions.

Embarrassing and scary stories.

And sprinkle in our sage counselor advice. Trail mix is for the campers.

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To Trail Mix I'm hungry for those nuts and chocolates and fruits.

Ooh, I'll eat raisins.

You don't even like raisins?

No, I think they're okay. I like the golden raisins.

I'm sorry, say the bet. That's okay. This is our mini episode where we read listener submitted stories. So thank you to our listeners for submitting stories.

Your hat looks like raisin. Maybe like a cran raisin like a crazin? Oh, it's

crazy! I hate raisins. I love raisins. I love raisins. I like the golden raisins.

Raisins I can do without. Sometimes they have that weird white dust. I'm like, what the fuck is this? Do I have to rinse us off? You know what's hot about a raisin? A raisinette. She went to Hollywood. She got her little go-go shoes and she's a dancer and she's performing and she's actually up for an award right now. She rebranded. That's a girl who said I'm not going to let my family and my history dictate my future.

I'm going to take my life by the horns and I'm going to be the best version of myself.

Raisinat is truly the all-American dream.

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