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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

I got fired for showing my b*lls and flying through the air

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.818.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2024

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

This week on The Check In, Joey Diaz tells Lee about the experiences, good and bad, he has had doing open mics, his thoughts on Katt Williams, Jo Koy, and what he used to dream about. Lee asks Joey about his first time working in Las Vegas and Joey get's in Lee's head.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

So I clean the bun and I prepared for this reefer.

0:04.0

It came. I put it in a little wooden jar and I let it cultivate for a little while

0:09.6

because I had some other weed in the grinder.

0:12.6

And then I fucking got that weed out last night,

0:15.4

about six o'clock.

0:16.4

I reclaimed the bong, and there was nothing really in the bong,

0:19.6

but I wanted the fresh new fucking babooth.

0:22.4

I hit that bong hit three times guys I ate a whole

0:26.0

so you even get those popcorn things for Christmas and it comes with Steve with three things

0:31.1

Carmel cheese and, and garlic.

0:33.5

I ate the whole garlic last night.

0:37.1

It was like creature feature.

0:38.8

My hand was down there to the bottom.

0:41.4

It was just pouring out.

0:42.4

And then I made this a half a salami sandwich. to the bottom, it was just pouring out.

0:42.5

Then I made this a half a salami sandwich

0:44.9

because I'm watching my weight, you know what I'm saying?

0:47.2

So a piece of bread.

0:49.3

And as I was going to bed, I could go on,

0:51.8

I better go out there and make sandwich because I'm going to get up in the middle

0:56.4

and I know I passed the fuck out guys I got it before thirsty as a motherfucker. I haven't had Salami at night in years.

1:06.0

What's happening you savages? It's Uncle Joey here. It's Tuesday the 9th of January. a beautiful day to be alive.

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