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me

I was told by this bisexual guy one time that the reason we congregate in the kitchen during parties is it's an evolutionary holdover where we desire to be in the place where food

is made. And it is like a draw for us. Now, I don't know if this is true. I did not fact check this.

We all know they are liars, every single one of them. Kidding, Of course, do not email me. Joel, you famously said

pick aside, right? Yeah. That was you.

Oh, hello, and welcome to another episode of bad dates, a podcast where we, you guessed it,

talk about bad dates, bad first dates, second dates, third dates, 10-year-long relationships,

hookups, we cover it all on the pod. It's a very loose definition of what a

date is because, quite frankly, I want to book a lot of whores on this podcast and they don't date,

they fuck. So that is the reason for that. But if you are tuning in for the very first time, basically what happens here is I bring

on three of my funniest friends and we shoot the shit about a terrible traumatic dating story

from their past. Pretty simple, right? Well, buckle up. It's about to get complicated because

at the start of the episode, we've been doing this thing where we have a list of questions from relationship experts on first date questions to ask that will lead to success for you. And so I'm going to ask my panel very shortly what their answer is to this question. And today's question is pretty fun. It is where would someone find you at the party? I think that this is a fun question. And today's question is pretty fun. It is, where would someone find you at the party?

I think that this is a fun question because you can answer it literally, but there's also a metaphorical

answer to this question too. Like, I will say for myself, I am outside at the party. If there's an

outdoor space, I'm there. I don't care how cold it is. I need to be able to look up and see the sky while I'm listening to someone's story about how they watched Love on the

spectrum last weekend. You know, that's what I need to be able to do at the party. But then metaphorically, I would say I am in line for the bathroom. That's what it feels like every party for me is like I'm just

talking. I'm waiting and I'm talking. I'm waiting to leave and I'm talking. And so that's me.

But let's see what our guests have to say. Joining me today is a very funny comedian and old friend.

I'll say it. He has performed on the Tonight Show in Comedy Central.

He's a regular at some of the best company clubs all over the country.

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