I F*cked Up feat. Comedian Francis Ellis

Girls Gotta Eat

Ashley Hesseltine

Relationships, Society & Culture, Dating, Comedy, Sex, 977170

4.6 • 29.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2019

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

We're talking about MISTAKES and have hilarious comedian/friend Francis Ellis join us to chat about being fired from (what was once) his dream job and the aftermath that ensued, including a semi-consensual trip to France. We discuss turning negatives into positives in all areas of life (work, relationships, etc.), decide if "once a cheater always a cheater" is true, and have Francis mansplain some burning questions about male behavior from our female listeners. We also catch up on our most recent travels, Ashley's apartment search, and a piggyback ride in Minneapolis that took a turn. Hope you enjoy!

Follow Francis on Instagram @francisccellis and check out his podcast Oops.

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0:00.0	Oh, and by the way, I got I realized that time. Yeah, it was quick. I got fired on the train
0:07.5	to meet my girlfriend's parents for the first. No, what?
0:10.9	It's swear to you.
0:25.9	Hi guys. Welcome back to another episode of Girl, gotta eat. Welcome back. Welcome back. We're in New York.
0:32.4	It's every time we record we're in New York. It's superfluous to rate that.
0:35.6	Okay, got a good episode for you guys today. We do. We have a very handsome, most importantly handsome.
0:42.5	A male comedian, his name is France Ellis. He was recently fired from his job at Barstle Sports,
0:47.2	and we're talking about it. We are talking about it among other things. It's going to be a really
0:51.0	great episode. So he's our new friend. He's my other business partner. It's really
0:56.7	a trigger for me. You guys were on stage together at your show. I was like, I feel like I'm watching
1:01.6	somebody fuck my boyfriend. The cuckold. Your husband. I was sitting next to my cannon who's on our
1:06.4	show as well. A comedian on our show. And I was like, I feel like I'm literally a cuck.
1:11.2	I'm in the corner and someone's fucking my girlfriend. It's so crazy. Oh my gosh. First of all,
1:17.2	we are in my bedroom. It's weird for me. I'm not going to lie. You were like, where do you want to
1:21.8	sit? And I looked around the room. I looked nice to your bed. There's not a nightstand. There's
1:25.5	just a table and your vibrator and your loobe are on the nights. You just stay with your vibrator
1:31.8	and your loobe out. I live alone. I'm just putting it away for who? What if do we get it? Do we
1:37.0	doesn't want that? I've had to do it for 10 plus years. All the vibrators I've had over the years.
1:41.2	It just sit right out. Do he's never touched a one. He doesn't want it. It's doing a, he just
1:45.8	smells it. He's like, I don't want it. We are in my bedroom because, all right, well, this is going
1:50.1	to be a big announcement. We're in my bedroom because we're last being someone.
1:58.3	There's nothing funny about being gay. That's pretty good. That was funny. That was well played.
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