This is I Doubt It with Dollimore, with hosts Jesse Dollimore and Brittany Page, a podcast dedicated to free thinking and open-minded discussion, ideas, skepticism, but most importantly, a good time.

Thank you. but most importantly, a good time. Here we are, and there you are.

Welcome to episode 49 of I doubt it with Dallamore.

I am, of course,

your venerable, your venerable host, Jesse Dollimore.

And sitting hatefully and judgmentally across from me is Brittany Page.

I just got done asking you not to use that word because you use it a lot when talking about yourself on the show.

Apparently, I say venerable host half the time is quote unquote Britney Page, half the time we can probably ask Sean to go back

and do some fact checking for us on that yeah it would be great if Sean from Missouri the

the person who hates the F word or hates my using the F word so much if he would go back and find out exactly how

many times I use the word venerable. Yeah. He seems good at that kind of thing. So, apparently I'm

not venerable at all. Well, I'm a dirty, stinking turd.

Fastering stinky turd.

You tell us enough that we're starting to believe it.

All right.

Yeah.

Venerable or stinky turd?

Well, both.

All right.

You can be both at the same time.

That's awesome.

So welcome to the show, everybody.

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