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My name is Mark and today we're checking out some more.

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Now, today's story comes from Dangerous Ad 5075, who says, am I the asshole for not wanting my female

best friend to move out once I get married? And it does come on an update as well. I know this

title sounds a little weird, but I'm in such a strange position right now. I genuinely have no

idea what to do. So me, 32 male and my best friend Sam, 32 female,

have been living together for five years now. Originally it was supposed to be a temporary situation

because there's some health issues she was having. But we decided we would move impermanently

when we found out her health wasn't going to get better.

She's schizophrenic and blind, along with having various other medical issues. So a lot of daily

tasks are difficult for her. Our arrangement is I cook, clean, drive and do other things she

struggles with while she pays for all of our shared living expenses.

This honestly has been a dream situation for us.

It allows me to do my dream job for which pay isn't great without ever really having to worry about money.

While she lives a pretty normal, independent life and gets support with her health issues,

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