I Don’t Have Time to Pee with Hannah Berner

I've Had It

Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan

Talk Radio, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 13K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Jennifer and Pumps have a very special guest in-studio today - comedian and podcast host, Hannah Berner. The three destroy the oversized beverage community, which obviously is a direct attack on the star of the show. Pumps gets real and opens up about her dehydration *journey* and quick shots in the bedroom finally get the praise they deserve. The Hot Sh*t Tour is heading to Atlanta, Philly and D.C in August! more info & tickets available at https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast Thank you to our sponsors: JustThrive: Use promo code HADIT for 20% your first 90 day bottle of Just Thrive probiotic or Just Calm at JustThriveHealth.com Healthy Cell: Visit healthycell.com/hadit today and use promo code: HADIT to get 20% off your first order. SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring. This huge offer is for a limited time. So visit SimpliSafe.com/HADIT. Shopify: Sign up for a $1 per-month trial period at SHOPIFY.COM/hadit to take your business to the next level today. BetterHelp: Discover your potential with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/hadit today to get 10% off your first month. Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps Special Guest: Hannah Berner @HannahBerner

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0:00.0	So are we supposed to start the podcast.
0:07.3	One two three.
0:08.8	Oh, it was so bad.
0:10.7	That was terrible.
0:11.7	One two three. There you go.
0:13.6	There you go. Good recovery.
0:15.4	Just had to do it again. I know. I know. All right, pumps, what have you had it with?
0:19.4	Jenny, what I've had it with, and this happened to me just yesterday, is line cutters.
0:26.2	Like they come in, which I can kind of be bad about going in thinking I can like skirt the system a little bit.
0:33.0	Wait, you line cut?
0:35.0	I have done it on occasion.
0:37.0	Not like grossly, but I have done it.
0:40.0	But hold on, that's not my story.
0:42.0	Okay, okay. So I'm in there at the meet counter and this
0:46.6	woman just comes in, there's a person in front of me and then there's me and then there's no one behind me. So this woman comes racing up to the meat counter and I'm like sitting there because it's taking a while and I'm thinking
1:01.6	am I going to say something am I going to say something? Am I not going to say something? Am I going to?
1:05.0	You know, I'm kind of going back and forth and then the guy that owns the butcher shop, he like
1:10.3	chunked her ass right back in line. So she got behind me, but I think she was really going to cut. So just the overall general cutter in line I don't love. Even though on occasion, I do do it.
1:26.4	Let's dive into these occasions in which you would cut. Tell me what kind of line this is and when you've executed this and I want to know
1:30.8	the psychology behind it as well.
1:33.0	Okay, so, like if I'm at Walmart and there's a big line, this is when they had Sackers, like
1:39.2	when they had people that did your groceries, like a checker.
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