I Do NOT Feel Safe | Reading Reddit Stories

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🗓️ 29 March 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Stories to make you suspicious of EVERYONE! Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/PITREDDIT to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today.

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3:22 My roommate was sleeping under my bed for months https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1gfeaga/aita_for_being_angry_that_my_roommate_was/
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15:29 My student made a creepy comment https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1ighfz4/my_30f_student_18m_made_a_super_creepy_comment_my/
31:29 Everything in my house is turning green https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1i73jan/everything_in_my_house_is_turning_green/
39:28 My husband got fired for harassing a coworker https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1j339qp/my_36f_husband_41m_got_fired_for_harassing_a/
56:41 Hairstylist has been keeping my hair https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1gyjg1o/hairstylist_has_been_takingkeeping_my_hair/

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Smosh reads Reddit Stories.
0:03.3	I'm Shane, and today we have some real scary stories.
0:07.9	They're not true crime, but they are really scary, so viewer discretion is advised.
0:13.0	None of these get to extreme levels, but there is some disturbing things in here, so just be warned.
0:19.2	But I'm joined with two people who do like true crime and
0:22.8	scary things. Amanda and
0:24.7	Angela. Our alibis are here
0:26.6	on set at Smosh. Yeah, we
0:28.5	have our location, and we've already
0:30.7	had our fingerprints, and
0:32.1	we've left multiple traces of where we are,
0:34.9	and we've told our family. The doors are locked.
0:38.3	Okay, great.
0:39.6	We have a change of clothes just in case.
0:41.3	We're ready for a good time.
0:44.4	So these are real scary stories, but what do you like about true crime or just watching?
0:50.2	Because I have a hard time with it.
0:51.6	I like horror movies, but I like supernatural stuff. You know like at Christmas time when you turn on the fire and you have a hard time with it. I like horror movies, but I like supernatural stuff. You know, like at Christmas time when you turn on the fire and you have a warm little blanket and you're like... That's us with, um, detectives in their 60s, yeah. This week was hard. Yeah. Yeah. This week was hard. Boom, boom, boom. And I just saw them all flush between between my eyes. And you're like, yeah. I think I also like in another life, I think, not in this life, in another couple lives ago, I was like a lawyer in the 90s. Not with that jacket. A couple lives ago, you were a lawyer in the 90s. Okay, she was a lawyer and you know me. I was a detective.
1:28.3	Yeah. And I was like, Marsha Clark status, big curls, being like folders after folders and being like,
1:35.0	not the curls. The evidence. The crime scene photos. And you're saying that lawyer died. You had a couple
1:40.7	other lives in the 90s. They died. And then you were born. I was probably like a bird, a worm, a bug and then me. She was definitely a bug. Very quickly a bunch of things and then you were born. Bird, a worm. I was like a falcon after my detective series. And then I became a blue whale and it got exhausting. And I turned into this. Now you're a female comedian.
2:01.0	Yeah.
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