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And we went to Dollywood.

It's awesome.

We went to Dollywood and we went to the water park.

And there was nobody there.

Nice.

It was very easy.

Now, what was upsetting is that when there were lines you found out people were on their honeymoons which that's a i'm telling you

pigeon forge is a massive honeymoon place which i can't for the life of me understand what

what two young adults could do in pigeonigeon Forge to have any fun.

When I was, you know, in college, my wife and I for a weekend trip would go up there and it was kind of funny and it was ironic and we had a good time. And Gatlinburg is legitimately outside of it's really pretty because it's the Smokies. But Pigeon Forge is the Smokies. Don't bad mouth Pigeon Forge. Well, Pigeon Forge is kind of the smokies if, like, Guy Fiery vomited on it. Yes. I think it's like that's... Well, Gatlinburgs is the smokies where the Klan still is in charge of the government. I mean, Gatlinburg gets away with a lot more than Pigeon Forge, because it's a little higher up in the mountains.

Gatlinburg blends a little bit more into the environment.

Oh, no, Pigeon Forge is beautiful.

It's right here.

What are you talking about it?

They've done a great job of just incorporating it into the mountains.

No, I won't go to Gatlinburg.

So I stayed in a hotel one time where they, like Mary and I were in, we didn't realize at the time, but when we checked in, we were in like one of the honeymoon suites.

Is there anything grosser than staying in a place that's called the honeymoon suite?

Yeah.

It had a hot tub in it that was a heart.

And I'm sure the carpet around it was beautiful.

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