You know, I have a soft spot in my heart for immigrants.

You do love immigrants, dude. Yeah, like Korean store owner energy. It's almost racist how much you love immigrants. Yeah. I feel like I can rule the world. I know I could be what I want to. I put my all in it like no days off. On a road, let's travel. Never look. Dude, what's going on? I haven't seen you in about two weeks. I had a baby, and so I took about two weeks off. You were doing some family stuff. What's going on? Let's talk about your baby first, because it's much happier. I went to my grandpa's funeral. So let's not start with the saddest news possible. Tell me about the baby. Yeah, so like we were due, I think on the 20th, on the 13th or the 12th or something like that. My wife was like, I don't want to freak you out. And it was 10 p.m. at night. She's like, my water just broke. Dude, what an unbelievable sentence. She didn't want to freak you out. She's so considerate as her water broke. That's unbelievable. that's the most Sarah thing I've ever heard. And so we went to the hospital. We gave birth. She gave birth. It was...

Don't bring that weed shit in here. Okay. There's a space for realness. It was great for me. No big deal.

I mean, I was exhausted and I complained about it for a week. But I took I took two weeks off and it got me thinking, did you? Well, wait, before we would get that, I needed a birthing situation. What's your role? What are you doing? Are you a handholder? Are you a coacher? Are you off to the side? Are you the cameraman? What are you doing? She had to get a C-section. So, like, I don't do anything.

You're out of the room. Yeah. So I eventually came in the room and she was like, they give her medication that, like, makes her shake or whatever. And so I was basically just like rubbing her face and calming her down. But my wife is very stoic. So I've been lucky. I don't even know how to do things like that. Like sometimes I'm put in a situation.

I'm like, oh, I need that. This is where I'm supposed to be comforting.

And I'm like, I realize I've been lucky. I don't even know how to do things like that. Like sometimes I'm put in a situation. I'm like, oh, I need that.

This is where I'm supposed to be comforting.

And I'm like, I realize I've never once done that. And so then, you know, like the, it's like when you swing a tennis racket, your, the pressure's all off. You don't really know, like how much force to apply, how much not to. like why is my hand so sticky right now like it's terrible when i got engaged i was like i

like started to put my knee down to the ground.

I was like, a bat on the back will be fine.

It's like the little things that you've never practiced that lunch and then giving a speech upwards.

It's like a very strange thing.

Yeah.

Like, it's just handshake. Hey, put her there. Yeah. We did a pinky promise and that's held true. My brother-in-law, when my sister was giving birth, she like had like a longer labor. Like it was like, so it was like taking a while. and then, you know, she like looks over at one point and he's like a sleep, he's like a longer labor like it was like so it was like taking a while and then you know

she like looks over at one point and he's like he's like napping on the couch in the room and she was like

hey get your ass up he's like oh sorry i'm just so like so stressed and tired and she was like

you're so stressed and just like venom, pure venom in that situation.

It was too much for him.

Yeah, there's this funny joke.

It's like, I'm so happy that women have to go through hours and hours of labor and pain

so they can finally experience the pain that a man feels when he has a cold.

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