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🗓️ 11 May 2025
⏱️ 35 minutes
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0:00.0 | The rain had been falling hard for most of the evening, hammering the windshield in waves, sweeping |
0:07.8 | sideways when the wind picked up. The wipers couldn't keep up. I kept one hand steady on the wheel, |
0:16.4 | while the other balanced the warm pizza box across my thigh. |
0:26.1 | It had come from one of those new vending machine setups, some gimmicky start-up people had started ordering from. |
0:28.6 | The machines handled everything. |
0:31.1 | Order, prep, box and seal. |
0:34.8 | My eyes bounced between it and the road. |
0:38.3 | I couldn't help wondering what made this so popular. |
0:42.3 | The car jolted hard over a speed bump I hadn't seen in the rain, and I felt something |
0:49.1 | slide off my lap. |
0:51.3 | I looked down. |
0:53.3 | One of the slices had slipped halfway out the box and landed right across my lap. I looked down. One of the slices had slipped halfway out the box and landed right across my thigh. |
1:00.0 | I pulled over and brought the car to a crawl, glancing down again. My shirt was soaked in red. |
1:08.3 | I lifted the slice by the crust, and somehow it looked perfect. Hardly any source was missing |
1:15.3 | from the surface. The rest of it must have been some excess pooling at the bottom of the box. |
1:22.5 | It didn't smell like pizza, though I couldn't tell exactly what the liquid on me smelled like. |
1:30.1 | Some weird oil they used. |
1:32.6 | The sauce hadn't changed the slice's appearance. |
1:36.2 | I pushed it back in with the others. |
1:39.4 | It looked perfect to me, so I figured the customers wouldn't complain. |
1:45.3 | I wipe my fingers against the side of the seat and closed the box again. |
1:51.3 | I pulled up to the curb outside the modest two-story house, headlights cutting through the |
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