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Back to the Barre

I'd Rather Be a Whole Apple

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

"How does Abby get to call him an ass like that and then acted shocked when he responds back," wonders Christi as things begin to go downhill fast on the second half of "Candy Apple Showdown". With the ALDC arriving at the Masters of Dance Art Invitational, Kelly preps for what remains one of her worst Dance Mom memories.


Things get off to a rocky start with Cathy and Vivi M.I.A., so Abby has to start taunting Cathy's Dance Dads instead. But Dance Dad Rick's aggressive response to these gestures proves to be the first of many heated confrontations. Not too long after, Anthony accuses Christi of touching Candy Apples's props and gets a little too handsy. By the time Cathy returns she's making loudly clear with Anthony how poorly she believes Paige is performing during the Kids With Guns group number. Abby, overhearing these jabs, decides to make a spectacle of the situation and informs Paige directly what they were saying about her, and encourages her to stand up for herself.


It's a sad state of affairs this week; certainly going to need more than three beers for this episode.


Quotes

  • “I knew exactly what it was [that Abby was referencing] and I was like oh I get it! But then I was like, did they show that? I don’t think so. You and I got it but nobody else did. Yeah. Well, story of our lives!” (09:29-09:41 | Christi & Kelly)
  • “Do you feel we always say the same stuff in every episode? Yes. Ok. Yes, yes yes yes.” (19:41-19:46 | Christi & Kelly)
  • “Do [Abby and Cathy] both like get along now? Yeah, but they were not always best friends. That to me is insane that people have the nerve to say that and act like they have authority. How many times did we sit there and have Abby hold up production because she did not want to be on camera with Cathy?” (24:30-24:48 | Christi)
  • “I say in my interview that Paige and I came back because I wanted her to sit in the audience and show the adults that they can’t knock her down. Production made you say that, but go on. Yeah.” (32:30-32:34 | Christi & Kelly)


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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:29.3

the UK. Baby let's just dance.

0:33.0

just dance.

0:35.0

Let's just dance baby. I just want to dance dance dance dance.

0:39.0

Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze that all of this electricity

0:47.0

do it right now?

0:48.0

B-by-bye now.

0:50.0

Turn the volume up.

0:51.0

Loebe's... The Hello. Sh- I forgot!

1:05.0

Well, first of all, you have me all flustered today because I know.

1:09.0

Christy calls me at 10 to 12 and says,

1:11.0

can you film at 1230.

1:12.8

Meanwhile I have no shower, no nothing.

1:15.3

So I hurried up and got ready.

1:16.7

Well, I just wrote a t-shirt because I thought,

1:18.5

uh, I'm not gonna look for my clothes from last week.

1:21.0

But I could have wore my sweatshirt. I got my sweatshirt in the mail the two

1:24.7

bitches are left isn't it cute yes I think it's really cute every time I wear it

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