'I couldn’t think of anything f***ing worse than living in that f***ed up backwards country'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 10.5K Ratings
🗓️ 4 July 2022
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s LuAnna the Podcast: We’re back podding on a Monday morning chatting Bristol, favouring a parking ticket over going to the right car park, Imo being spotted at Glasto, Enzo’s ridiculous new haircut courtesy of Alex, the amount of money being spent on duck food in the Ziss household, why penguins love rocks and Chernobyl farts.
Plus, we address the overturning of Roe v Wade, a man gets paid way more than he was meant to then promptly disappears and Anna’s gag reflex is put to the test yet again.
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| 0:00.0 | Time for a quick advert! |
| 0:02.0 | Okay Anna, today we have a message in from Anonymous, so we've called her Mord. |
| 0:06.4 | Right, go on. |
| 0:07.6 | She says, |
| 0:08.3 | Hey Luanna in ammo, please help me. |
| 0:10.9 | I've been invited to my best mates, |
| 0:12.8 | Auntie's sister-in-law's dog's puppy shower. |
| 0:15.8 | Oh, not another one of those. |
| 0:18.0 | She says, and I need an excuse to get out of it. |
| 0:21.1 | I already know, I'll never hear the end of it if I don't go. |
| 0:24.2 | I'm very close with my best mates, |
| 0:26.4 | Auntie's sister-in-law's dog. |
| 0:28.2 | But I cannot stand puppy showers at the best of times. |
| 0:31.9 | Please help me find a decent excuse. Love Mord. |
| 0:35.3 | I mean, I don't blame her. |
| 0:37.2 | I mean, right, Lulu, I mean, what can she say? |
| 0:39.3 | No, she's washing her hair. |
| 0:40.9 | I mean, too obvious. |
| 0:42.3 | What about she's busy running a marathon on the moon? |
| 0:45.3 | Oh, I've got it. |
| 0:46.9 | I mean, she can't possibly go, |
| 0:48.3 | because she's busy buying pet insurance |
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