Hey guys, what's up? It's Jason. Hope you're well. David and I, we had some audio problems this week and oh, hi Link. How are you?

And basically, yeah, there's some distortion. We were gonna scrap this whole podcast, but we really liked it.

So we're deciding to put it out. We're sorry about any audio difficulties that you may go through during listening to this podcast. Link, can you stop?

I'm recording miss. Thank you.

No, she's a good girl. Anyway, I won't happen again. We're actually moving to a studio next week. So we should have Chris audio in the future. So enjoy the podcast. All right. Love you guys. Thanks. Bye.

What's up guys? Welcome back to views the podcast where Jason isn't my friend anymore because he threw a box of granola crackers at me.

Go ahead, tell everybody the way you spin lies to your audience if they only knew what

it's our audience, but I see how selfish you are. I'm talking about your vlog. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, that would be so. I know it's our audience. Yeah, and if people like me better, anyway, if people knew your secrets, Jason, you wouldn't have a job. You

wouldn't have a career. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, go ahead. Why don't you tell everybody about your three testicles?

Okay, I'll finally come out with it. If that's what you want to do tonight. If that's what you want tonight to be about, I want to hear all about it. Go.

Well, there was a young boy who needed an operation. Okay. He had too many testicles. Yes. And in order for him to live. The

transfer on the test go had to be transferred to me. And if saving a young boy's life, if saving a young

boy's life from a war torn country is wrong, David, if having three testicles is wrong. Yeah. Well, then you know what, David? Fine. Should be. Take my YouTube channel. Take

everything. Take this podcast. I don't have to be here doing this. Okay, fine, fine. What question? Why can't the Iranian boy just get rid of the other

testicle? Why do you have to hand it off to you? Because David, the third testicle is it holds a cure for many of the world's diseases. And I'm holding it in my body. Oh,

that's why you masturbate so much. I have to master trying to get the cure out. That's right. That's right. When you barge in on me, you're working. That's exactly right. I'm saving lives. Oh, my God.

Understand that. No, I didn't get it at the time. And I want to say to little Moutou in Iran to other guys, boys, life who I say, I hope you're doing well with your four

testicles. And I've got your friend here. And while we are a world away from each other, we will always be brothers. I kind of throw the intro music.

Oh, guys, that was the intro to a podcast. So we do that same exact intro every time the podcast starts if you're new. That's all scripted. It's a it's the same thing. We just read

off by Aaron Sorkin, which is a read off a script. And it's the same damn thing every time. I dated through the crackers at me, by the way, I just want to jump in there and say that. I do

the crackers at hand, but that's because he called me a piece of shit. No, no, that's not why I called you. You called me. He walked in. We just had the house

clean, but you key and he grabs grand crackers and he threw him out my head. Yeah. Yeah. And the other thing is I walk in and he goes, go, you have to

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