"I could have washed 10 million towels with all the water in my body”

The Gemma Collins Podcast

BBC

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2020

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Gemma talks about the new moon and how it’s affected her. She's wondering what people thought the moon was before humans had any knowledge about it, and she has a few theories herself. She also reads through your responses about Big Brother listening to our phones, and Holly, who has a friend who puts conditioner on their butt, is back in contact.

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, music radio podcasts.
0:04.4	You know me.
0:05.4	Jay, say!
0:06.4	There's no eye in team.
0:07.8	A can I hope you.
0:08.8	But there is in Diva.
0:11.1	Guys, Kate being fabulous Fabulous, Radio 1 presents the Jimmy Collins Podcast.
0:17.0	Bonsieur, Ola, hello, it is the G here today fully energized.
0:27.0	Guys as you know the full moon has just been and gone. Well I'm not saying I'm a werewolf. I sometimes think I'm
0:37.7	related to Count Dracula. I'm not going to lie because I do not sleep in the
0:41.4	night and I'm definitely linked with the spirits and the
0:45.1	all that kind of world up there just waiting to touch base with the aliens but
0:51.1	leading up to the full moon I felt like my whole body had been flooded with
0:59.3	literally the whole of the UK's water. So from the bottom of the map, I don't know where it is,
1:07.2	Southampton or something, to the top of the map, which is Glasgow or Edinburgh.
1:14.0	I feel that all the water in the rivers, the lakes, the streams, the oceans.
1:19.0	I don't think we've got oceans in the UK, but you know what I mean?
1:22.0	I'm just being dramatic here. I felt
1:25.3	that every bit of water that existed was in my body from my toes to my ankles to my legs. I swelled. It got very worrying at one
1:39.6	point. I honestly thought someone was going to have to. I needed like two so my
1:45.9	wrestlers to come and literally pummel the water out of my body. It gets worse. This is just the start of my week by the way. Does
1:56.8	the moon affect humans? Right, here we go. I knew I was right. I felt like an absolute weirdo. Seven weird ways the
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