I Can't Read It. Thank You Marines.
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2019
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
This week we cover two supremely stupid stories: Outrage over the fact that a muslim woman will appear on the cover of this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, which of course means civil war, doom, and that my son won’t be able to cum.
Also, a burger restaurant displays a racist, troop-humping bumper sticker, a local patron objects on social media, and the right wing come out in droves to tell her why we don't speak "Japaneses"
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| 0:00.0 | The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array. |
| 0:07.0 | Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today. |
| 0:11.0 | So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up. |
| 0:18.0 | It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned guys and show |
| 0:22.5 | exactly what you're showing exactly what it looks like when you're a little bit. |
| 0:30.5 | Follow their environmental stuff. Stay tuned. |
| 0:34.6 | I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell and we are minion death cult the world is ending |
| 0:40.4 | Muslim burkineas are responsible we're documenting it so hey what's up folks sorry for the late |
| 0:50.6 | release on this episode um Tony and I have just been watching the latest episode of Game of Thrones |
| 0:58.2 | and Avengers Endgame on a loop simultaneously |
| 1:01.6 | and just got caught up in all that sweet, sweet action. |
| 1:06.1 | But we're here now. |
| 1:07.6 | We are here today to give you an amazing episode. This is possibly one of the most |
| 1:14.7 | Minion Death Cult episodes we've ever done. It's kind of like a highlight reel of all our past |
| 1:20.5 | hits, I would say. It really is, yeah. Racism and fast food. Yeah. So before we get into into that i just want to quickly thank our newest |
| 1:30.0 | patrons here uh thank you to morgan thank you to ricky thank you to grant thank you to ronald |
| 1:37.3 | thank you to uh michael thank you to kelly thank you so much kelly uh thank you to christopher |
| 1:43.5 | thank you to maverick thank you to Kelly. Thank you so much, Kelly. Thank you to Christopher. Thank you to Maverick. |
| 1:45.7 | Thank you to Travis. |
| 1:47.9 | Know that name. Thank you, Travis. Thanks to Colin. Thanks to Dragon Force Commando. |
| 1:54.3 | Thanks to Tess. I think that's everybody. |
| 1:58.7 | Thanks so much for supporting the show. We don't do commercials on this show, |
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