Get ready to hear the truth about America on a show that's not immune to the facts with

your host Dan Von Gino.

Hey, first off, a big fat thank you.

I wish I could hug you all in person.

That'd be kind of weird though, maybe like Joe Biden's stuff.

And I prefer not to sniff people because it's super weird.

But a big thank you for making my book yesterday, which will be launched this coming Tuesday,

but if you pick it up now, it'll be at your door.

Maybe soon they release it or the gift of failure.

Big best seller yesterday by me, Dan Von Gino, hey, sometimes embarrassing, sometimes

funny take on all the colossal things I screwed up in my life.

It's a it's a trip.

Thank you so much.

We haven't picked up the book.

Give it a shot.

I gave it to a doctor friend of mine.

He read it on the way back from his office, he had an office in Turks and he said, you

know, man, I never would have thought you did all this stuff, but I did.

I did.

And it's pretty hilarious.

So the audio book is rock and two.

The audio book is actually different from the actual hard cover because the audio book

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