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Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Getty.

The great escape, a dog named Dawson slipping out of his locked kennel at Huntington, Cable Wayne Animal Shelter in West Virginia, then using his teeth to unlock the front door of the shelter.

They have found Dawson.

They're hoping someone will now adopt him.

You'll just need good locks for your doors.

So he slipped out of a locked kennel, then used his teeth to unlock the front door of the shelter.

I'm not going to adopt him.

I hope he adopts me.

I'll bet he had help from some bitch on the

inside. Good dog. Good boy. Wow, that's a clever dog. Ever since my son pointed it out,

now I can't not hear the fact that David Muir uses the same tone of voice for the second building

just fell on 9-11 as he does for a dog escaped

from his kennel. Or there's a new Girl Scout cookie. He has the same tone of voice for every story.

Right. His fire jacket is carefully clipped to reveal his buff body. Remember that picture?

We're going to get back into how America is tearing itself apart again over yet another shooting

that everybody sees the way they would have seen it politically even without knowing the details,

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