Greetings you teeming Stevens, welcome to the Blind By podcast. I was unsure whether I was going to record a podcast this week because my office is closed for Christmas and my house is full of people but I didn't want to abandon

ye glorious pricks, especially on Wednesday to 27th of December. That's when we all have

our little morning walk.

So I have prepared something this week.

First off I had a little bit of a chaotic situation on Christmas Eve.

I'd bought too much food for the Christmas period and I had these six

chicken breasts inside in my fridge and they'd gone off by a day. They'd gone off by a day so I didn't

want to eat them. But I felt bad about throwing them away as well, so I thought,

fuck it, I'll give them to Napertendy. I'll give these six chicken breasts to my cat,

Napertendy. She'll be thrilled. This'll be like a Christmas present.

And the chicken breast smelled okay. They were technically fresh. They were just gone off

yesterday so I didn't want to eat them. But Napertandy doesn't give a fuck but then I'm like six

chicken breast is too much for one cat I wonder what I can do and it was Christmas Eve

so I was on Instagram and I was looking at all the American influencers, you know putting on big spreads of food and inviting their friends over, laying out these big spreads of food and getting respect from their friends and family.

And the thing is my cat and a pretendy.

She's not domesticated. She's a stray cat.

I feed her and a mind her, but she's still wild. She lives by the rules of the stray cats of the neighborhood.

And since her brother, Silking Tamis, died this year, the stray cats of the neighborhood just don't respect her space.

They come and go as they please, and they steal it from her food dish.

And this wasn't the case when her brother was alive.

So then I start thinking, what if I put all six chicken breasts out as like a banquet for all the cats in the neighborhood?

Maybe all the stray cats will show up to Napertandy's back garden and think that she is giving them these chicken breasts

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