We return to the men's room with Miles and Thrill. Your guest is going to my account up the categories today. We have America's favorite sodas and countries that we would move to. First, though, time for a few emails to the men's room at KISW.com. You've got mail. You've got mail. And birthdays brought you by Men's Room Roasted roasted red salsa from San Juan Salsa Company.

Get responsibly.

Ola Men's room, my daughter, Anya, pronounced monkey, is celebrating her 11th birthday today.

She is beautiful, incredibly funny, kind, and very witty, having mastered sarcasm by the age of six.

She has been listening to your show most of her life, often unwillingly.

And even met all of you guys at your 20th anniversary party. She was the one telling inappropriate jokes, having you all sign her hat, which now hangs in her room as a prized possession. She is by everything it makes every day better. Best father her father could ask for her. At age 11, she's been a teenager for at least two years. Wicked smart, but not the biggest fan of school.

Since Ted is her favorite, it'd be great to hear the coach talk about what to expect in her last year of elementary and transitioning on the middle school, and Mickey and Goofy, telling her how much fun she'll have in Disneyland.

Next week, maybe a fart for good measure.

Thanks, guys, That from John.

All right, first of all, thoroughly enjoyed your joke, but I met you at our 20th anniversary party.

That was pretty good.

I didn't tell a couple people.

I mean, look, you go from elementary school to middle school.

Probably a lot of the same kids. It'll be a little bit different. Maybe like one less recess or whatever. But, you know, this is the time we've got to focus down on the reading. The math, arithmetic, all that kind of good stuff. And, you know, pick your favorite class and enjoy it. I don't coach like history. The math and the arithmetic. Both of them. Both of them. He said her name was monkey was monkey? Oh, her name is Ongya pronounced monkey. Oh, I should have gone with this one then.

Got a monkey fart? That's the baboon part.

Oh, look at that tailor made. There's a big difference to

arithmetic about. Yeah, the spelling.

Well, gone to Disneyland next week, are you?

Well, that's good news.

I'll tell you what, you can have the time of your lapidoo, old goofy one favorite.

Do not, under any circumstances, get on.

It's a small world after all.

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