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Make your thoughts cheesier. Now add 100% chicken breast fillet, Chipotle sauce and Amadea cheese melt. And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's. Did we mention it's cheesy? Cheese. Availments on the 4th of Jan, 2026 from 11 a.m. Present participation may vary. Subjects availability. And it is 2 p.m. in the Southland on the biggest show on the radio, Mason and Ireland.

It is time for Fast Track.

Fast Track.

The return of Fast Track, driven by our friends at Cerritos Auto Square.

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Then from any other location in Southern California, easy. With 24 dealership side by side, car shoppers can find the right car at the right price at the right location. Cerritos Auto Square. Learn more at Cerritos AutoSquare.com. Time for fast track. Down low with a 3.5 horsepower, 4 speed, 410 gears, 10 coats, competition competition, orange, hand rub, lacquer with a who playing math. Fulton racing games.

Fast track on Lisa in Ireland.

Time for Fast Track.

Take it away, Mace.

All right, it is fast track time, and we welcome to the show.

Miranda Tartaglio from Cerritos Auto Square, our sponsor for Fast Track Every Day.

It's great meeting you, Miranda. How are you?

Doing amazing. I'm so excited to be here.

Now, my understanding is you're an influencer. Is that you're influencing for Cerritosada Square, right?

Yes. So I am a part of the social media team. Nice. So we have kind of taken over the past few months and are really excited to just build on that and bring awareness to the Auto Square. Awesome. Well, we'll talk about that. In the meantime, M and Brian are going to throw some topics at us and we'll all tackle them. Perfect. And maybe you can have Mays to a TikTok with you for all we know. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, we're definitely going to do that. I'm very TikTok ready. All right, I'm what you got? Oh, and by the way, Mace, one of your games is starting. USFN. Old Vue. Oh, South Florida. Anyway, so here we go. For my first fast track, I'm going to play a piece of sound for you guys.

It's from Katie Nolan's casualist podcast.

And she had a comedian on it.

I love this comedian.

She's great.

But the comedian is not very into sports at all.

But she had a very interesting metaphor to compare punters to salon receptionists.

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