99.9 KISW. We return to the men's room with miles and thrill.

Your guest is as good as mine cut out the category of the top 10 classic board games of all times

and the best and worst car brands. But first time for a few emails to the men's room at KISW.com.

You've got mail.

You've got mail. A couple from our question on going to the bathroom, gentlemen, when I was 13, I got pulled over while we're leaving myself on a building.

I hear a car behind me in the alley, and it stops and I hear, hey, why in the hell are you peeing on City Hall?

It was a cop hole. His name was Lieutenant Dickinson. He gave me a ticket for disorderly conduct, told me to go home, which was only a block away.

I went to court about a month later.

I had blue-died hair.

Court went great.

I just got told, don't do that again.

Fun ends when I was about 19.

I dated his daughter, briefly.

But never told her about the story.

Yeah.

On the subject of a bidet.

Guys, I love them, and they work great.

I'm doing a remodel right now and have my new bidet toilet ready to be installed with the new toilet.

Heated seat, nightlight, auto-open, closed lid, fan to dry, and an air filter to deal with the occasional stink bomb.

FYI, Toto makes a traditional toilet designed with a matching bidet for under 2000.

It has a built-in cord management for power and water, much cheaper than the 10 to 15 grand for a high-end built-in bidet.

That from Michael.

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