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I'm thinking of Santa when I just read about, you know, like the sexual health issues

with Northeast Men's Health.com. How does Mrs. Claus allow her husband one day a year to just

roll up in everybody's house and not call, not call and say, here's where I am, honey? Have you ever thought of the job? Maybe they do the sharing locations thing. Or you think that Mr. and Mrs. Claus have an open relationship? I think that's really where we're heading to with this because. Yeah, this is great the kids listening. Right, because... Okay, because... Well, what the other part of it is, though, there's this old... Tom's back there asking me if Santa's real. Like, you know... Hey, I've got something to put by that Yulet log fire, if you will, if you want some more of that, baby.

Chick-a-wow-wow.

No, but there's this old song called A Woman Needs Love Just Like You Do.

And in the lyrics it says, she can fool around just like you do.

So I always wonder, like, as soon as Santa leaves the North Pole, like, are all the dudes at the North Pole suddenly over at Santa's house for, because they know Santa's out of town. Like all those, think about, there's one elf that's just like, yeah, I can't, yeah, he fired me, wait, just wait, just wait, right? You know. Taking a can of gas and pouring it on you and setting you on fire. Right, like there's that one disgruntled guy knowing that Santa's probably somewhere over Egypt by now, and there's no way he's going to be back in time. He's following the NORAD tracking of Santa. Right, right. When's he coming home? Right. You can see exactly where he is. So kids, he knows when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake. He just doesn't know who's at his house back at the North Pole right now. Or even if he thinks about it. That's why I think that Santa and Mrs. Claus have to have an open relationship. They have to. You know, when I went to bed five hours ago after our last show, I didn't expect to be talking about this at 7 a.m. Well, but the other part of it is I didn't expect us to be back here in less than 12 hours until I realize we'd be back here in less than 12 hours. If you're just joining us, again, Greg Hill's show on vacation, KJ & and Lyons a little bit about myself because I have

not filled in or done a morning show for about five years. The station I used to be on now is in Spanish

language. And it's the station that Greg used to be on. Right. So when AAF used to have two signals,

they broke off one and I became the morning person on that other signal. And so Greg and I

used to, we used to be over on 20 guest street. Him and I used to race each other to the candy

dish at the front desk. Like Greg and I like ate all the candy and I and as rich as Greg is,

I never saw Greg put candy back into that dish. Never. Never. So I don't know what that means, but Greg and I go back several years

so it's a pleasure to be here sitting in his seat for that right now. So look, before we went to

break, you're talking, you wanted to get something off your chest regarding the Bruins because

last night was just simply ugly. Look, last year when, gosh, he was in here so fast that you forget who was the interim coach last year, that you just never.

Sacko, that's right.

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