Our trip on the fan morning like gentlemen. Welcome to video message number 29

I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. John fried soft mattress. Yeah, that could have been it could have been the soft mattress

Or it could have been the midnight rape or the nude gay art show that took place in my room one of those probably added to the lack of sleep

I'm on these scones. You're in love. I'm a little too traumatized to have a scone

Nancy man

I was banging seven gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear go gaze at a graveyard

Listen up the ratings just came in front. We are number one. We just grabbed every key

Demi grab

Super duper. That's nice.

I gotta go need okay. Yes boy. That is good news. It is the 25th day of August 2023. Good morning everybody. Welcome to Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday

Gonna be a little warm today, but the weekend's gonna be great. Let's get her started. We got a big ol' Friday

You know what's going on the initials invitation all that meets us post Lambert is back here looking real fat

And then jeans and so much more. So here we go. Let's go. Here's Jared Freed. Got a little comedy on a Friday morning

So you come on in you everybody be cool. I'm glad you're here. I love watching the bachelor

If you are single and you love watching the bachelor

You'll have one married friend who will look at you and say you should go on

I'm here to tell us no we shouldn't. I've met some of the contestants. There's one thing they'll have in common

They are all a donness like tree-like figures if I went on that show I would look like a bush

And if I ever went on the bachelor retten then became the bachelor I could never the show I haven't to judge mental

The show would be one episode

Was that red now Polish? I don't take holes

If I was a bachelor the show be one episode it would end with me and the host in an empty mansion and

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