And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, we talked about this a little bit on yesterday's award-winning program.

You know, parents doing the best they can to protect their kids from sex and or violence in movies or TV.

So, as I said, my parents, they wanted to protect me from the sex.

So my first R-rated movie was alien, which scared to ever live and piss out of me.

But there were no boobs, so my folks were cool.

Now, little did they know.

I've already seen naked women, thanks to my brother's friend and an issue at Penthouse

that he had shown me about two years before that. And to this day, two to my brother's friend and an issue at Penthouse that he had shown me about

two years before that. And to this day, two of my favorite things are, in fact, naked women

and aliens not busting for my stomach and killing my friends. But speaking of naked women,

the average age for your first exposure to pornography as around 13 years old.

As some kids are being exposed to it now, as young as the age of nine, thanks mostly to the

internet.

I think we can all piece that one together.

But that's just porn.

That does not mean that you won't be exposed to nudity.

Our very own Miles Montgomery had what I would call the absolute misfortune of accompanying

his grandfather to the YMCA back when he's around six years old. No big deal. But as I understand it, it was cool until he went into the locker room and was surrounded by many old men who were also naked. And as Miles put, they're just talking to each other like they're having a cup of coffee hey jim how you doing but

nice penis right you're six years old there's a bunch of old naked men all around you and as it

was explained to me it was not awesome and again there's a difference between nudity and pornography

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