And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, listen.

Today, here at Tony V's, thank you, Tony Vee, by the way.

We want to give you a choice because we here out of the bedroom believe in freedom.

As long as that freedom is awkward.

You know, things like,

would you rather walk in on your father watching porn

or your mother watching porn?

By the way, there is no good answer.

There is no right choice.

Just your uncomfortable decision.

And I'm still struggling with that one.

Maybe my dad, man.

I don't know. We'll get back to that.

But today, we're not taking phone calls.

Oh, no. You here at Tony V's. You get to answer these questions in front of the judging

stairs of your fellow patrons. By the way, you're welcome before you say thank you.

Now, if you would like to subject yourself to this, all you need to do is find

our barry own Mike Hawk. He'll get you situated. And in case you have a frigate tonight yet today,

we're doing our random would you rather question because we really want to get to know you sick

bastards. There's no nice way of putting that, no sugar coating. And today's question is brought

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