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It is the 10th day of December, 2025. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show. My name is Chris Hocken. Here we are on a wild Wednesday. It is wild because I'm in studio. Wasn't going to be Marnies and Fargo by herself. Well, I mean, they're Drecker celebrating the release of my Mike-check Pilsner. Thanks to our friends of Brecker, Brecker, I should say, and Bell Bank. And Zacko is here with me. Sauce, sick. Corey, God knows where. Parrish on his way in. Castor thousands, perhaps. Maybe Parker Fox, can't wait to see him. Let's get her started. Here's some comedy from Greg Warren and John Heffron two comedians why because it's Christmas time it's the 10th day

of Christmas and on the 10th day of Christmas your true love game to you two comedians

Greg Warren John Heffron come on in now I'm glad you're here my grandma my grandma

Nana was the greatest gift rapper in history. She

wrapped our gifts in maps. Isn't that cool? Yeah, I wish I would have saved them. My grandma worked

for the defense department in mapping. She did. She did. And she would bring these maps home from

the office. I don't know if she was supposed to do that, but she did.

And it was great because I was like, oh, your grandma has wrapping paper with Snoopies and Santa Claus's,

that's cute. My grandma trusted me with strategic bombing locations in Vietnam, China.

My mom always tried to get hurt because, you know, we're kids.

Nothing good is about to happen when one kid says to the other.

Hey, let's build a ramp.

And my mom would always try to buy a safe toy so we want to hurt each other.

But everybody knows that that's dumb.

Everybody knows that any kid can turn any toy into a weapon the best weapon the best weapon you could ever have beating up a brother sister growing up was that big

long wrapping paper tube thing the big long cardboard tube thing that was the

best thing the beat up brother's sisters with loved it because it started off as a big long staff, and you could just start smacking people with it. Then the middle part would get all busted up. Then the answer's still fine. Then you had num chucks. That very thing to do with that tube, though, before we started hitting people, right? It was the walk by our family dog who was just laying there sleeping stick the tube right by the dog's face

the dog would always wake up what the fuck

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