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It is the fourth day of December, 2025.

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Good morning, everybody. Hi, it's Thursday morning.

Welcome to the Power Tchip morning show. My name is Chris Hockey, and here we are.

Big day ahead of us.

Lever will be here. No Tommy. Fargo will be in, though. He's got lots of things to talk to you about. And Tom Pelliserra a little bit later as well. So let's get her started, shall we? Here's Jackie Vernon. Little comedy on the Power Trip on a Thursday morning. Come on in. I am glad you are here. Ho, ho, ho.

Things would happen to me that could never happen to anyone else.

When I was a kid I had a rocking horse that died.

The heart of my rejection occurred when I was about eight years old.

I was put up for adoption by my foster parents.

And then I was adopted by my foster parents.

And then I was adopted by a Korean family.

Later on in school, a girl got me in trouble.

My book, which will be out in a few weeks, it's called The Dullman's Guide to Meeting Girls of the Opposite Sex. This book tells the Dull Man where and how to meet a girl.

A very good place for the dull man to meet a girl is at the beach, especially in the winter.

There's less competition.

How should the dull man approach a girl at the beach?

Well, I suggest as he walked by her, he hum or mumble an innuendo type song.

Something like, birds do it, bees do it down.

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