And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, on yesterday's award-winning show, our very own Mike Hawk, he presented us with 10 weird laws in Washington State.

One of those was that it is illegal to bite off another person's leg.

And we agree that is fair.

But we all agree that we're not sure how one person could successfully bite off another person's leg.

But then we moved down to fingers.

Mike was rather confident that he could, in fact, bite off Ted's finger.

Well, Mike, it turns out, is correct.

Yeah!

Because Seattle police are asking for the

public self, identifying a man who robbed an 88-year-old woman and bit her finger off. Yeah,

naturally, she required hospitalization. And that is a horrible way to be injured. But equally

is horrible. It's the story of a father and son duo. They're visiting the country of Laos.

And they decided they wanted to go zip lining at the green jungle park.

And so they did.

And then they were stung hundreds of times by Asian giant hornets as they ziplined.

Let's just say their story does not have a happy ending. And neither does

the story of a man in Malaysia. Now, in a nutshell, wild elephants broke his legs in a sudden

attack. All right? Now, that is bad. A few hours later, the same elephants came back to the

same camp and finished him off. All we know is, yeah, the elephants clearly just did not like this dude. Oh, and then there's the woman who's suing Seaworld because while she was riding a roller coaster, she was hitting a face by a duck, which makes me wonder, did anyone scream, duck? God got it. Hey, man, it's just one of those questions out there for the ages. We'll never know. We'll see how her lawsuit goes. Now, the thing about all these injuries and or deaths is, and I think we can all agree, unexpected, these are not the things that you think are going to go wrong in your day. But every once in a while, something goes wrong in your day, and you up in bad bad shape and that's what today's

question is all about today we want to know what is the most ridiculous way that your body has been

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