HP Support in Murder Prank Call

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4.6 • 669 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2011

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Jared prank calls HP support as Mitch and has the guy slowly help him cover up a murder.

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0:00.0	Thank you for calling H.P. TotalCare. My name is Sah. Help me. Have your first. And the last name, please.
0:05.0	Hi, so help me. My name is Mitch.
0:10.0	All right. And your last name?
0:12.9	I don't feel comfortable telling you that right now.
0:16.7	All right, no worries. You can provide me your phone number, sir?
0:19.6	Did you just say no worries?
0:22.3	Yeah.
0:23.3	You have to say Akuta Matata instead of no worries.
0:28.9	Okay.
0:29.9	So, instead of saying, no worries, sir, you have to say Hakuta Matata, because otherwise it will insult me.
0:38.6	Okay.
0:40.0	It's not funny, I'm serious.
0:42.8	Okay.
0:45.4	All right.
0:47.3	So say it, so you don't offend to me.
0:52.0	Hakuna Matata.
0:53.7	Thank you.
0:55.0	Okay. Can you provide me your phone number?
1:01.0	I don't feel comfortable giving you that right now.
1:05.0	Okay.
1:10.0	Is that Hakuda Matado with you?
1:16.3	Okay, yeah.
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