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Roy's Job Fair

Comedy Central

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 816 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Which vaccine are you taking? Roy wants all three. A black voting activist hilariously recounts going door to door in Republican neighborhoods and the “hazards” in that line of work. We hear about the world of community doulas who assist soon-to-be mothers on their childbirth journey. A company that assists military veterans describes the challenges getting people their due benefits. And a grocery store worker details how he identified blind spots in the store’s security camera system and turned the produce dept. into a buffet.

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0:00.0	John Stewart here.
0:00.9	Unbelievable exciting news.
0:02.2	My new podcast, The Weekly Show.
0:04.5	We're going to be talking about the election, economics, ingredient to bread ratio, on sandwiches.
0:11.3	Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.
0:16.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:19.3	Another week, another job fair.
0:21.1	Cody, who's hiring?
0:22.2	Give me one guaranteed job opening out there.
0:25.2	I'll do you one better.
0:26.0	I can give you four guaranteed job openings this week, Roy, in Oakley, California.
0:31.8	All of the members of a San Francisco Bay Area School have resigned after they were heard
0:36.1	talking shit about the parents
0:38.0	on a Zoom broadcast they didn't recognize was being broadcast to everybody.
0:44.0	Yes.
0:44.7	Yeah.
0:45.4	Yo, how many jobs have been lost to unmuted Zooms at this point?
0:52.4	Just in numerous.
0:53.3	What's worse is it wasn't just unmuted.
0:55.2	They were fully aware they were off mute, but they didn't know when they started swearing
0:59.6	and talking about parents just wanted to get babysitters to stay home with smoke weed
1:02.6	that everyone was watching.
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