Halifax presents, bad move, good move.

Bad move, trusting your other half to put up shelves to hold the China your lovely Nan left you.

Oh yeah, jobs are gooden. Oops.

Good move.

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All right, so strap yourself in because we are about to write one of the biggest wrongs in

W history.

If you're saying Simon, that's hyperbole, well yes, you're right.

When you do go back to 2011, you will always remember when CM Punk did beat John C.N. To become the world, have you ever? When CM

do go back to 2011, you will always remember when CM punk did beat John Cien to

become the world heavyweight champion and we all got so excited.

You were like, ah, finally, finally, we've got to hear, what the flub are we gonna do now?

Because of course his contract had run out,

but now he was the champion,

and he had promised to go away for ages

and not come back.

And we did do that for about a fortnight

when WWE, I assume, got cold feet,

and see him pun did make his did return and he confronted the other

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