How Would You Survive A Groundhog Day?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2016

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes are a rude journalist, go to a small snowy town, and piss off a magic groundhog as we ask the question how would you survive a Groundhog Day. We discuss the different ways to eat a nan, wonder why Bill Murray didn't become an inhuman monster, and inevitably turn to cannibalism. Zammit attempts to sleep with an entire town, Jackson does terrible things to his genitals, and Duscher just wants to get nuked. It's an infinite nightmare that doesn't end until Groundhog tells Mrs Groundhog he's sorry for being a dickhead.Want to help Jackson learn how to build a blimp quickly? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can get him lessons.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.

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0:00.0	Short clips of this bullshit now on Tik-Tok.
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0:10.8	and don't forget to like, comment and follow so we can trick that
0:14.1	algorithm into thinking that any of this is good.
0:17.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:25.0	Thank you for calling National Lot 3.
0:26.0	I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:29.0	Yeah, I think I have.
0:30.0	I should take to double check for I do a cartwheel.
0:32.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:36.2	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do no?
0:40.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
0:43.7	This Christmas it could be you.
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