How Would We Kill The Marvel Universe?
Plumbing the Death Star
Sanspants Radio
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 July 2017
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Short clips of this bullshit now on Tik-Tok. |
| 0:03.8 | Watch it too much and make us go viral. |
| 0:06.0 | Now on, help ruin other people's days. |
| 0:08.6 | Just search for plumbing the Death Star on Tik-Tok |
| 0:10.8 | and don't forget to like, comment and follow so we can trick that |
| 0:14.1 | algorithm into thinking that any of this is good. |
| 0:22.4 | I need toys, I need decorations, I need toys |
| 0:23.0 | Decorations. I need stockings I need sprouts I need something for him and need something for him to give to his mother I've got a dragon eight foot tree into my lounge, then build a trampoline and gift wrap it. |
| 0:35.3 | Elf duties are a full-time job, and this elf deserves a Christmassy coffee. |
| 0:41.3 | Our roasted hazel hot chocolate is now at Costa. That's Christmas, made a little better. |
| 0:47.0 | At Costa coffee. |
| 0:51.0 | This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber. |
| 1:02.0 | So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's. |
| 1:08.0 | Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. |
| 1:16.0 | Sand Spance Radio. apply, check the Uber app. Sans Ban's Radio, slow and simple. Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like. |
| 1:22.0 | Thank you for calling National Lotter, and I can see you calling a... what your best Christmas ever would sound like? |
| 1:22.6 | Thank you for calling National Lot 3 and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct? |
| 1:26.6 | Yeah, I think I have. I should make a double check for a new cartwheel. |
| 1:30.2 | Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million. |
| 1:34.2 | Oh my what? Happy Christmas. Why do now? |
| 1:37.8 | You have the best Christmas ever. |
| 1:39.8 | I got a hair thing. |
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