How is this going to lower the price of eggs?

Is the question I find myself asking repeatedly as I look at the news nowadays? Gas prices too. Shit, milk prices too. Everything's more expensive. I'm struggling. Energy prices more expensive, especially if these tariffs eventually go into place. It's bad out here, folks. Look, I was told that on day one, egg prices would be lowered. My egg prices going into January 21st, like 289. Yeah. 289 pre-election.

And the central question of that on day one, egg prices would be lowered. My egg prices going into January 21st, like 289.

Yeah.

289 pre-election.

And the central question of this episode will be,

how is this going to lower the price of eggs?

Or just baseline foundational goods that we need to live?

Because, guys, frankly, I'm struggling.

I was told that everything this administration was going to do

was going to make prices lower for consumers. I was told that was the number one priority is to make prices low and make the economy boom. Frankly, I feel like my real wages have decreased. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I can't afford as much as I used to. But before we get into that, I do want to take some time because this, again, entire episode dedicated to the shenanigans Trump is doing. Trump and Elon Musk, of course, because Elon Musk is kind of like his henchman or like, the real president in some instances. Yeah, maybe the real president. Yeah, he told Trump behind the resolute desk. Do you see that clip? Yeah. That shit was gas. I don't know if it's like actually real. If somebody like dubbed a baby voice over it saying you're not the president, but I'm going to believe it because it fits my narrative. I think they're like lip reading type thing. Yeah, but it fits my narrative. So I'm going to believe it. Elon Musk using a human shield is crazy. Oh my God. I know. And like that's what he's doing. Yeah. He's parading that kid around as a human shield. That's That's crazy. He just had another baby. That's another discussion for another time. Did you see that this week? Yeah, with a conservative influencer. I swear to God, he goes crazy about how there's like a population crisis all the time on Twitter, how people need to have more babies. And it's honestly at this point, it is just to justify his breeding kink. I can't see it any other way.

I learned that a lot of them,

actually it might not be a breeding kink because I learned that a lot of the, like, children that he's fathered have been sort of, I don't know, what, created through IVF. Interesting. Would be the word. Really? And like, apparently through IVF, you can choose the gender and he often chooses for them to be men or male.

And, you know, honestly, father is kind of a like loose term in this situation.

Yeah. apparently through IVF you can choose the gender and he often chooses for them to be men or male. And you know, honestly, father is kind of a like loose term in this situation.

Yeah.

Considering that he's got like one kid that he hangs around with.

Right.

But again, before we get into the central question of this episode being how do we, how is this lowering the price of eggs?

I do want to take a moment to talk about our opposition party.

Yeah.

The one organization that is at present supposedly equipped or has the infrastructure to respond to what the Republicans and Trump and Musk are doing.

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